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“This is NOT Your Father’s STAR TREK.” And they weren’t kidding.

April 24, 2009 by Jason P. Hunt [UPDATED May 9, 2009]

This review will be broken into sections dealing with various aspects of the film. And what few spoilers may be included will be toward the bottom, and I’ll warn you first. Deal?

UPDATED: Just to clarify, I have a hard time recommending this movie to die-hard TREK fans. Our TREK is gone. Those folks out there who have a passing fancy for the franchise - or are brand new to it - will probably love this movie. And there's a lot to like, as I detail below. And as a writer, I can accept why they've done what they've done. I get it. Really. After a while, I may be able to appreciate it. But not yet. But the Abrams team changes too much in the course of establishing an alternate timeline, and some things you just don't mess with - in my opinion.

And it's just that - my opinion. Which may not match yours. And that's what makes it fun, right?

The following is a gut-level reaction from a lifelong fan who also happens to be a writer and filmmaker.

On the one hand, the general overview:

It’s a roller coaster ride, typical of Abrams. And despite any reassurances to the contrary, it feels more like Star Wars mated with the "Battlestar Galactica" reboot. It’s frenetic and hectic and fast-paced most of the way through, which makes those quiet moments even more effective. Industrial Light & Magic outdid themselves on this one. If any of the other TREK movies had been able to mount this kind of budget, the franchise would never have sputtered.

The battle sequences are exciting and take full advantage of the fact that space is three-dimensional. And there are several shots and sequences that are quite literally breath-taking. The first shot of the Enterprise in orbit (and the very first image ever released is that moment) is a lot more effective than I expected it to be. This ship really does look like the Enterprise of yore. Granted, it’s more along the lines of the movies (and that’s been the subject of numerous debates already, so I won’t rehash it here). But it works, in its own way.

The opening sequence with the attack on the USS Kelvin is perfectly nuanced. And although the uniforms don’t look anything like TREK – with the exception of the delta shield that is the only insignia anywhere – the shuttle design is in keeping with the original Galileo, with some minor differences that give it a little more realistic feeling. The Narada reminds me of V’Ger from Star Trek: The Motion Picture – all space inside and even a portal reminiscent of the “V’Ger Orifice”.

The attack just keeps coming. And George Kirk’s final moments are intercut with the birth of James Kirk on the shuttle, all backed by what I can only describe as a symphonic ballet from Michael Giacchino (for a detailed review of the music, see the sidebar).

And then, there’s that big “STAR TREK” on the screen. I got chills. I really did.

Then we’re chasing the Corvette in Iowa. The cop is not a robot. We meet James Tiberius Kirk after he destroys the Corvette, and then it’s off to Vulcan. Spock is undergoing tests similar to those he faced in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home – a frantic machine-gun attack of questions that he answers flawlessly. And then promptly fails the next challenge – the teasing from his classmates.

These elements of the story have been pretty well established, so I’ll stop there with the blow-by-blow. Spock eventually makes the decision to go to Starfleet, while Kirk does the same thing on Earth after the bar fight with Crewman Cupcake in Iowa . The Pike/Kirk dynamic is fully formed, even though the two don’t know each other very well. It’s clear that Pike has had an interest.

Of course, Kirk goes to the Academy, meeting McCoy on the shuttle. I have to say this about Karl Urban: even though he looks more like Gary Mitchell, his McCoy is so letter-perfect. We even get an origin for the nickname “Bones”. Urban is so perfectly cast as McCoy, and there are several points throughout the movie that hearken back to the relationship the good doctor has with a certain “pointy-eared hobgoblin”. The McCoy/Spock dynamic is there, and it’s just as fully realized in its infancy as we always saw it on the original series.

The same can be said of Winona Ryder as Amanda. I was hesitant when I first heard of this casting, but Ryder very much resembles a young Jane Wyatt. The character doesn’t get much to do except reassure her son, but there’s a depth in the performance that I wasn’t expecting. I was impressed, to say the least.

As the story progresses, of course, we learn what drives Nero to wreak havoc in the past (and more details on this are in the “Countdown” comic book). The core of the movie is really getting all the characters into their familiar places, even though at times it seems rather contrived. Before going over to the Narada, Pike basically gives Kirk a battlefield promotion from cadet to first officer – presumably because of Pike’s relationship with the senior Kirk. I had a tough time accepting that.

And when we get to Delta Vega, all bets are off. Seeing Leonard Nimoy once more as Spock – words can’t begin to describe the (dare I say it?) emotions. It was a near-perfect moment.

Scotty’s entry into the story is what it is – comic relief. By this time, though, it’s a much-needed relief. After ___________ happens, and after seeing ______________, it’s a point in the story where you have to laugh at something. Simon Pegg wouldn’t have been my first choice as Scotty, but as has been noted by others, his approach to the role is appropriate for where the character is in this story. And we’re still waiting for Admiral Archer’s beagle to reappear.

Once we’re back on the “exciting” ship, there is the showdown between Kirk and Spock, mainly because Spock has the ship going the other way while Nero takes the Narada on a course to Earth, because he’s done what he needed to do at  Vulcan. So Kirk gets his ship. And everyone is pretty much where we expect them to be just in time for the epic confrontation with Nero.

And it’s epic. Very grand on a scale no STAR TREK movie has ever before accomplished. The final battle is just as frantic as the first – with bright flaring torpedoes and phasers sputtering and debris and flames flying everywhere.

Of course, you know how it’s going to end, right? I mean, everyone’s signed on for two sequels…

   

And on the other hand:

There are moments in this movie that are there for the TREK fans. Things a passing fan (or new fan) just won’t pick up on. These are the moments I had to smile in appreciation for the history of TREK:

  • Mention of Kohlinar and the testing of Spock
  • The Kobyashi Maru scenario and the subsequent discussion over Kirk’s refusal to accept a no-win scenario. There is dialogue here that ties in to Star Trek II in a way that just feels right.
  • In that hearing, there’s a name plate for Admiral James Komack, whom die hard fans will recognize as one of the Starfleet brass from the original show.
  • Uhura (and she finally officially gets the first name Nyota) gets assigned to the Farragut, which was Kirk’s first assignment
  • The sky-dive suits look a lot like the environmental suits from the first two movies, and there’s an admiral’s uniform that looks almost exactly like Kirk’s in TMP
  • The transporter may look a bit different, but the sound is there.
  • Statues on Vulcan – much like in the remastered version of TMP
  • We get “I’m a doctor, not a physicist.” And “I’m givin’ her all she’s got!”
  • Spock quotes Sherlock Holmes
  • In the credits, there’s a song attributed to the performer Cyrano Jones
  • And I saw the tribble.

 

[UPDATED:  The performances are first-rate, for the most part. All of the main cast have significant challenges in coming to roles that have been defined by others for so long. But they all do pretty well. Anton Yelchin's accent was a bit too thick, for my taste. Chris Pine has the biggest Shatner-sized hurdle, but he does pretty well, all things considered. However, I don't think he's a strong enough actor to be the sole lead in something like this. In some places, he's Jim Kirk Lite.

No. William Shatner is not in the movie.

And the swollen balloon hands don't look as bad as many were fearing...]

The shot of the Enterprise rising up through the rings of Saturn is just amazing. Saturn looks just like the recent Cassini photos released by NASA. If I’m not mistaken, it’s the same image. Has to be. It’s too good.

And the final shots, just before the Alexander Courage theme is brought in, are so very much STAR TREK of old, complete with the Speech.

   

Now, (for the Arex fans) on the third hand:

 

This is where you stop reading if you want to remain spoiler-free. I’m going to cover a few items and you don’t want to read them.

 

 

Really.

 

 

Last chance.

 

 

 

OK, for those still with me: I really wanted to like this movie. I really did. I wanted to see STAR TREK return to the mainstream in all its glory and confidence and sprawling optimism of the future and humanity’s brilliant jump out into the stars. I wanted to see these new actors and new situations as a rebirth of a 43-year-old franchise that has given me years (days?) of escape.

But I can’t.

Sitting in the theater while the credits were rolling, I felt like I’d been kicked in the gut. There are so many great moments in this movie, and yet it takes everything that has been STAR TREK since 1966 and spaces it out the nearest airlock. It’s a ham-fisted attempt at a reboot within canon, thus creating a new timeline that gives the creative team license to erase everything we’ve known about this universe since the beginning. I know Roberto Orci likes to invoke quantum mechanics in his explanation that the original universe is still out there somewhere, but that’s a cop out.

I want my STAR TREK back, and it’s gone forever.

   

Production design & cinematography:

Scott Chamliss missed it. The production design was sloppy when it comes to the Enterprise . I still hate the bridge, and I felt like I was on two different ships – one with white walls and electronic hoot-noise devices, and one with pipes (and man! are there a lot of pipes…). The engine room is all pipes. And not an intermix chamber to be seen anywhere. I got my hopes up toward the end when the bridge started cracking apart. I thought “OK, we’ll get a new bridge module in the end.” But alas…

The delta shield is everywhere. It’s too much. I mean, it’s Every. Where. There is a definite 21st-century “Let’s put our brand on everything!” mentality there, and it’s annoying. I liked it when each ship had its own insignia. That’s gone.

And like others, I’m not a big fan of the lens flare aesthetic of the camera work. The hand-held cinematography is fine. I use it myself quite a bit in my own films, but the lighting was annoyingly in the lens too much. It’s fine for the action sequences, but Daniel Mindel should have dialed it back a lot for every other scene.

I saw Majel Barrett Roddenberry’s name in the credits as the ship’s computer voice, but stick a Ceti eel in my ear and I still couldn’t tell you where. I didn’t hear her. At all. And that bothers me. A lot.

   

            Story:

Here’s where they lost me. The fact that STAR TREK is now in an alternate timeline just rubs me the wrong way. Watching this movie, I felt like a parent who’s child has been missing for years, only to return home an unrecognizable stranger who may or may not be the child you lost.

I’m not thrilled with the changes in the Kirk character. I don’t have to see him as an angst-ridden rebellious youth. If you’re going to play that card, let’s see it as a result of Tarsus IV, not because he’s some young punk with a chip on his shoulder. That change in his history renders completely unbelievable his meteoric rise from cadet to captain over the course of a few days.

At this point in the review, I’m torn between respecting the fans who really want to remain spoiler-free, and spoiling the whole thing to keep you from going.

There are a lot of elements in this story that I don’t like. To tell you why would be to reveal major plot points. Heavy duty plot points that I don’t feel right in revealing yet. But at the same time, I feel an obligation to go over at least the generalities.

There are a lot of scenes that seem lifted from other incarnations of the franchise. Several episodes are invoked, most notably "This Side of Paradise", and there are a lot of vibrations from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. There's even a slug that's looks remarkably like a Ceti eel - and it attaches itself to the brain, too! I can't tell if these scenes are these because the writers are fans or because the writers wanted desperately for this movie to feel like STAR TREK of old that they recycled scenes.

Since it’s an established “alternate timeline” from which there doesn’t appear to be an escape, the writers have wreaked havoc with the TREKverse as we know it. Despoiled it. Sullied it. Our STAR TREK is gone. This new timeline has differences that left me reeling. There is a reason why Uhura is hugging Spock, and it’s not one that sits well with me (or the Missus, who was also in attendance). And the death of a particular character put a taste in my mouth that will take me a long time to erase. It was probably necessary to this particular story, but I’m still not convinced this was the best story to tell.

In the April 20 Advertising Age magazine, Paramount mouthpiece Katie Martin Kelley said, “There’s a core fan base that you have to cater to. But with a reboot, you have an opportunity to wipe the slate clean [emphasis mine].” That’s just what they’ve done – found a way to start with the 43-year history of TREK and turn it on its ear with a convenient time travel plot device that allows them to completely ignore and destroy everything that’s come before.

Is the writing good? Yes. And that's what's so frustrating. The writing is exceptional. I just don't like the story they told.

Is it the best for STAR TREK? The box office will ultimately tell that tale. But let’s just say I’m glad I saw this movie with a free pass.  

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WARNING! MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

AND NOW THAT PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO SEE IT...

Here's what I really REALLY don't like about STAR TREK:

1. The Spock/Uhura relationship - completely out of nowhere, no set-up at all. And the fact that Spock, who's been battling his emotional control his whole life, would suddenly be displaying affection for a junior officer in front of others, while on duty, in the middle of a crisis, is just (dare I say it?) illogical. I didn't buy it for a second, and I didn't like it.

2. The death of Amanda - OK, I get it that this is an alternate timeline. They made that really clear when they discussed it on the bridge. But Spock is going to have enough trouble with his emotional control simply with the destruction of Vulcan. Spock Prime even says it to Kirk. "His home world has just been destroyed. He's going to be emotionally compromised." Fair enough. The death of Amanda was unnecessary. And it happens in the same moments that Chekov has demonstrated that he can use the transporter to snag two bodies out of the sky falling at thousands of feet per second.

3. The science is all over the place. Black holes for time travel? I don't believe it. And the miracle transporter completely ignores the laws of physics. I mean, really, is anyone with any ounce of intelligence going to believe that the transporter can reach that far? Think about this: in the time Kirk's been left on Delta Vega (why didn't they just throw him in the brig? Oh, wait. He has to meet Spock and get the exposition.), and the time it takes to meet Spock and then walk to the station, meet Scotty, re-formulate the transporter, argue with the Oompa-Loompa, the Enterprise has been travelling at warp the entire time! The ship, by now, is so far away from Vulcan... You can't change the laws of physics, but these guys just ignored them completely! And the destruction of Vulcan - the effects weren't felt on Delta Vega (which somehow has been transplanted from the Edge of the Galaxy to be a next-door neighbor now...)??  To quote Khan: "Ceti Alpha Six exploded six months after we were left here. The shock shifted the orbit of this planet, and everything was laid waste." Cosmic events like the destruction of a planet will have an effect on the rest of the star system. It's simple physics.

4. There is no story. This is a roller-coaster ride, no question. And it's made for the "ME" generation - non-thinkers who have grown up having everything spoon-fed to them. This is not a movie for people who like to think. The appeal of "Star Trek" has always been the philosophical and thought-provoking stories. Especially in the original series - with notable science fiction writers like Theodore Sturgeon, Harlan Ellison and others - "Star Trek" offered action while also giving us an introspective look at the human condition. What is it to be human? And is it always a good thing? Can we do better? Those questions would be completely out of place in this movie.

5. There are way too many coincidences. The twists this movie takes to get everyone on the ship by the end of the movie, just boggles the mind. And to see James Kirk turned into James Dean just insulted me. Is this the only way the audience will identify with this hero? If he's riddled with Teen Angst? They did that in Top Gun, complete with motorcycle. The label "Star Trek 90210" was not without justification.

6. In every incarnation of "Star Trek", whenever something happened to change the time line, our intrepid heroes have always done their dead-level best to correct the change and restore the original universe. They don't just shrug their shoulders and say "Well, that's that. We're in uncharted territory now." Even in other time travel stories, there is always a responsibility to maintain the integrity of the universe. Leaving the timeline changed has usually fallen under the heading of Very Bad Thing. No such attitude here. The writers have very cleverly used canon to create a story that completely erases canon so they can go tell all the familiar stories their way. I really don't want to see Khan again. There is only one Khan.

I could go on, but it would just sound like I was mad because they throw canon out the window. As I've said at the beginning of this, there is a lot to like about this movie. But making a popcorn action flick and then slapping "Star Trek" on it, doesn't make it STAR TREK. Go see it, enjoy the ride. But don't expect it to be any more than it is - Starship Trooper Wars in gold, blue and red.

This is not your father's "Star Trek". I don't think it's Gene Roddenberry's "Star Trek", either.

 

 

 

THE MUSIC

So many folks have been asking about the music in this movie, so here's a separate overview of the score.

Simply put, it's incredible.

There are hints of Jerry Goldsmith, James Horner, and John Williams. There are dark themes that feel like Klingon elements, and there are winks at some of the episodic music. The moments when the choir sing are epic moments in the story that just scream for choirs and very large music cues.

My favorite moment was during the attack on the Kelvin, as the shuttles are speeding away and George Kirk makes his last stand while James is being born in a shuttle. The music there is a ballet, and it's so perfect I wanted that moment in a jar on my nightstand to keep for those bad days at work. It was transcendent.

While I think there could have been more diversity in the cues, I think this score is top notch, exactly what I would expect from Michael Giacchino, he of The Incredibles.

The battle on the drilling platform over Vulcan: listen carefully, and you might actually hear similar tones to what played when Spock fought Kirk to the death on Vulcan in "Amok Time" (da da DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH da da Dah dahh - you know it. You sang it with me, didn't you?)

And there are quiet cues, where the music just floats on the side, just enough of a presence to reinforce the emotional core of the scenes.

Even though the original Alexander Courage theme doesn't appear until the end credits, I was very impressed with the score. It's worthy of all who have gone before. Giacchino has hit a home run. Maybe not knocked it out of the park, but he's got a solid score that adds depth to the story the way a good score should. Fans of TREK scores will not be disappointed.